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STELLA KESSEL IS SUCH A FLOOMPH

STELLA KESSEL IS SUCH A FLOOMPH


posted 12 hours ago on 19/9/2014 - 1 note
derryderrydown:

A friend of mine was at a stag last summer and Rick Tocchet happened to be there. At some point during the night, when everyone is more than a few drinks deep, Tocchet decides to go up on stage. He takes the mic and says “I don’t normally do this boys, but feel free to ask me anything you want and I’ll answer it”
Everyone kind of looks around at each other, not wanting to make the first move. Finally, the drunkest guy in the room calls out, “Hey Rick, who’s got the biggest horn in the league?”
Without hesitation Tocchet responds, “Jagr, and It’s not even close.”

derryderrydown:

A friend of mine was at a stag last summer and Rick Tocchet happened to be there. At some point during the night, when everyone is more than a few drinks deep, Tocchet decides to go up on stage. He takes the mic and says “I don’t normally do this boys, but feel free to ask me anything you want and I’ll answer it”

Everyone kind of looks around at each other, not wanting to make the first move. Finally, the drunkest guy in the room calls out, “Hey Rick, who’s got the biggest horn in the league?”

Without hesitation Tocchet responds, “Jagr, and It’s not even close.”


posted 16 hours ago on 19/9/2014 - 45 notes - via | ©
tags: #obvi
Anonymous said:

omg pretending to be a dom!shea trying to dom ryan. Could he still be captain if his secret got out? Does he eventually find love with a cute young dom, or another sub who is fine with switching? WILL SOMEONE GIVE HIM A HUG AND A SETH JONES? (or a josi, haha)

7iris:

(This is referencing the tags in this post, part of this series of asks.)

Shea could still be captain. Ovechkin is openly a sub and he’s a captain; the rest of the team would support Shea if it came out. But what would hurt Shea more is that Ryan would know. He doesn’t want Ryan to think there’s something wrong with himself that a sub could dom him. (He doesn’t want Ryan to think there’s something wrong with Shea, or that Shea is so desperate, that he’d act against his own dynamic like that.)

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hey 7iris what is the chance i can like. bribe you with other fic in exchange for writing some more of this. what is the chance i can do that. is it high. say it’s high.


posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 - 39 notes - via

abeautifultyrant replied to your post: sooooo here for ppl kinkshaming themse…

Oh my god, thank you. You’re just solved half the problems I was having (with porn I am probably still not going to be able to write but still). Thanks.

u should def write that tho


posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 - 1 note

icehot13:

conditioned omega!tyler prompt!

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posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 - 41 notes - via
tags: #cuuuuuuute

abeautifultyrant replied to your post “College au, trans sid. His focus is entirely on hockey, but the guy from down the hall (geno? Pk? Someone else) keeps dragging him out to socialize! And enjoy the city! And sid is charmed enough that he goes along with it and eventually sex.”

No but seriously there needs to be trans dude Sid fic in the world. This isn’t even the first time I’ve had this thought, cmon.

hmmmmmmMMMM yeah idk i’ve thought a lot about autistic sid fic but not much about trans sid fic. if we’re talking “make sid part of an oppressed minority demographic” fic. sid strikes me as a metoidoplasty kind of guy, and also as a Brilliant Hockey Strategist who makes a living being the genius behind the pens’ plays and shit. he probably still lives with mario. (i’m pretending mario is a good person and not icky like he prob is irl.) 

i think maybe it would be like. sid l o v e s hockey. and he plays in women’s leagues all the way through college, and he survives it, but as he ages and his priorities shift (from “this is the thing i like most” to “this is the thing i like most, but it’s not worth feeling awful the rest of the goddamn time”) he starts transitioning. he’s always made for—a tremendously butch woman, by anyone’s standards. he’s on t for… a while… before anyone realizes that something’s different. 

he’s in canada, so he can mostly afford it. he’s paid some consulting fees by the montreal stars, and then when those pay off, he goes over some playbook stuff with the cwhl, and then someone refers him based on that work to someone they know at the ohl, and it’s sorta. it sorta snowballs, his career as “brilliant recluse hockey creature sidney crosby.”


posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 - 5 notes

i’ve read fics here and there about transgender characters in a/b/o universes, where like… they’re not trans in regard to gender but in regards to a/b/o assignment. and i haven’t really enjoyed that conceit tbh.

i guess this is because i super cannot handle non-transitioning narratives, i.e. narratives in which a character is prevented from transitioning by outside forces. hormone shit in a/b/o verse seems SO INTENSE that i’m pretty sure an assigned-alpha-at-birth (assigned-alpha-at-puberty?) omega trying to do hrt would just like. get so weak and sick and be unable to continue with it. and i don’t like thinking about that too much.

but it could also be because i prefer that the “social issue” at hand is still in place within the fic universe, and that the fic universe’s rules are laid on top of our own. i see no need to “code” someone as trans. fandom is a relatively trans-inclusive space and it feels kinda needless to hide transness—make it palatable—idk. idk what i’m saying.

it’s like how there are the occasional movies/books/tv shows/even fics set in an alternate universe where the dominant demographic loses power. like there’s that movie about a gay man who gets magically turned straight and sent to a universe where gay people are the norm. or fic where polyamory is the norm and a couple is only interested in each other. i’m not so interested in sympathizing with the dominant hegemony, even if they are dropped into a universe where they’re the “oppressed” figure. i don’t care. why are we writing those things when there’s still so much to say about the actual situation at hand?

idk. 


posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 - 8 notes
tags: #writing
Anonymous said:

aaaa can we have more skinner/staals trans verse please))))

HMMM. i’m just super taken with jeff being jared’s boy-next-door kinda hottie. like, not at first—it probably takes a while, because when they first meet, jeff is obviously skinny, with one hell of a waist that refuses to hide no matter how baggy his clothes are, and just—he’s sooo obviously uncomfortable, and whatever, jared sees him as a chill dude/friend.

this changes rather abruptly during a sandwiches-and-xbox afternoon, when jeff’s sweatshirt sleeve falls down his elbow. and his—his forearm is fucking ripped

"whoa, dude, what is that?" jared asks. "did you fucking hulk out or something?"

jeff kind of laughs into his elbow. “no, huh, i’ve been just working out a lot, taking a lot of protein. a lot.”

"you have been eating more."

"yeah, i don’t know. lots of weight lifting and shit. supplements. trying to—i don’t know. you think it’s coming along?"

"definitely. what’re you working on?" jared asks, kind of excited, and weirdly—interested. he’s all about sports.

"uh, core. abs, back, arms, legs. the whole shebang. didn’t you notice i’ve been like, living at the gym?"

"yeah, but this is the first time i’ve seen your results. they’re awesome."

"thanks."

"hey, how about lats and traps? those’re—y’know—bulky muscles to have."

jeff nods. “i’m trying to work them in, but i can’t figure out—”

"oh, it’s like this—"

and so that’s how jared starts creeping on jeff a little. only a little! mostly he’s like. really enjoying their sorta flirty banter. and the one-of-us, one-of-us hum that starts in the back of his mind when he finds jeff sacked out on eric’s couch. (usually at least once a week.)


posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 - 3 notes
Anonymous said:

College au, trans sid. His focus is entirely on hockey, but the guy from down the hall (geno? Pk? Someone else) keeps dragging him out to socialize! And enjoy the city! And sid is charmed enough that he goes along with it and eventually sex.

this… is basically my sid/jack college au. minus the trans aspect. said au is basically on the back burner, behind a challenge fic i’m scrambling to finish and a dumb fic that i can’t continue writing until i rewatch the thing it’s based on. but. get excited for that.

tbh i could make the jack/sid college au trans sid probably. no one let me do that, though. please. i need to set limits for myself or literally EVERY FIC will have a trans main character. 

sidenote: i need to make a list of “holy grail (trans) fic” bc there are some things i desperately want to read but like. don’t want to bother writing.


posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 - 3 notes
Anonymous said:

i don't have a prompt, i will p much read anything you write, that last post just reminded me that I never told you how much I love your trans!Tyler library AU even though that is not a pairing I am usually into, it is SUPER SWEET and I would love to see more of it someday. I guess that is sort of like a prompt but no pressure, I just wanted you to know it touched my heart.

JEEZ OKAY here are some lil bits and pieces from my headcanon for that verse:

  • i think i mentioned this somewhere but jamie’s never been with someone who’s afab before and so he’s just like. wow. everything is new and neat! 
  • the day he discovers tyler’s multiorgasmic tendencies is… something else
  • he knew in theory that that was a thing but w o w what a thing to see firsthand
  • like he’s using his mouth and he’s good at knowing when tyler’s come by now, he almost always gets it right, and he’s sure tyler’s done, but
  • tyler says “no, keep going, just a little more, harder, suck—”
  • and then
  • he comes
  • again
  • it’s like really wet and thrust-y but tyler’s thighs shake and just wow
  • so jamie’s really into that
  • this is a good verse to dump some jamie heancanon onto so
  • jamie has some… body image issues
  • he knows what he looks like, that he’s pudgy and too big all around to stay innocuous
  • he’s shy and uncomfortable a lot of the time and basically he fits in really well with his fellow grad students
  • sometimes he and tyler clash about stuff like whether or not jamie needs to go outside every day
  • motherfuck this is just “texas heat”
  • I DO NOT HAVE A CREATIVE BONE IN MY BODY

posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 - 6 notes